Setting: 11:30 p.m. and Walker is on his way out the door to grab something from the church.
K: Man, I wish we could have a ‘Nilla Wafer Party tonight.
W: What the heck is that?
K. Um, where you eat ‘Nilla Wafers with milk and you’re super happy about it.
W: I’m not going to Walmart at midnight to get no Wafers.
Walker leaves, I continue reading and can barely keep my eyes open by the time he gets home. Only to awake to Walker bursting through the bedroom door with 2 boxes of ‘Nillas!
So, for all you out there like Walker who don’t know what a ‘Nilla Wafer Party is, here’s how you throw one! We’re experts.
Step 1. Get super excited and grab your favorite mugs.
Step 2: Smell the wafer like wine?
Step 3: Some people like to dip. Some people like to soak and eat with a spoon. You choose!
Step 4: Take fun polaroids.
Step 5: Fall asleep with a blissful smile.
During the party Walker announced that “we are cuties.” I responded with “Nah, we are fatties.” Either way, ‘Nillas are da bomb. Now go have yourself a partaaay!